1. image: download

     
  2. Today is Alec Eso’s birthday!

    Today is Alec Eso’s birthday!

     
  3. This is for @Pytte, for services rendered.

    This is for @Pytte, for services rendered.

     
  4. Undernet failure action plan

    For those of you that haven’t noticed, Undernet is collapsing once again. If #asp is suddenly found without a home, this website is to be considered the main means for news distribution as we find a new location. Please make sure that you are subscribed to our rss feed. You can of course reach out to one of the ops, but whatever is going on will be documented here first.

    As of today we are looking at networks with idle/abandoned #asp channels. So far I have tried QuakeNet, which actually works fine and even has a working web client.

     
  5. Virus Protection v. Birth Control

    1. <|anshark> so what else is going on
    2. <Crusher-> a host got reinfected
    3. <Crusher-> repeat offender, this time he is losing autorun
    4. * You are now known as VP|bofh
    5. * Crusher|work (~nothing@h96-61-44-86.mdtnwi.dsl.dynamic.tds.net) has joined #asp
    6. * X sets channel limit to 19
    7. <myles> Crusher|work: do y'all run virus protection there?
    8. * Crusher- has quit (Ping timeout)
    9. <myles> "i can't tell if i drink because she bitches or if she bitches because i drink"
    10. <CoolGui> He told me earlier he never ran antivirus because they didn't infect him
    11. <CoolGui> But I'm not sure if that applies to his work computer.... heh
    12. <VP|bofh> that's sound logic
    13. <VP|bofh> why use a condom if you have never gotten a girl pregnant before?
    14. <CoolGui> well in his defense, I am paraphrasing
     
  6. Happy Birthday to @Subnet. He is Canadian, which means he doesn&#8217;t really age and there is no reason to send him gifts for his birthday.
That is, unless you can find him a pair of red leather pants. If you have to ask then you don&#8217;t need to know.

    Happy Birthday to @Subnet. He is Canadian, which means he doesn’t really age and there is no reason to send him gifts for his birthday.

    That is, unless you can find him a pair of red leather pants. If you have to ask then you don’t need to know.

     
  7. If the lawsuit is wrong, we don't want to be right

    1. carlsb3rg: can I use ms access with php?
    2. +tlf: Sure, why not?
    3. carlsb3rg: wasn't there some kind of lawsuit?
    4. +benkillin: wtf
    5. +benkillin: YOU FUCKING
    6. +benkillin: YOU ARE A
    7. +benkillin: OMG
    8. +benkillin: A
    9. +benkillin: TROLL
    10. +benkillin: !~@(&*$(&@TRKJFDFKLJH
    11. +tlf: huh?
    12. carlsb3rg: :)
     
  8. The Microsoft Lawsuit claims a victim

    1. benkillin [b3nk@pinky.ratman.org] entered the room. (9: 49:14 PM)
    2. benkillin: hi
    3. benkillin: you know what
    4. benkillin: you told me a long time ago some things couldnt be done with asp and MS access because of some sort of lawsuit
    5. benkillin: and I actually told that it couldn't be done in a meeting for work because I was making a web app for them
    6. benkillin: and I got fired
    7. benkillin: so fuck you guys
    8. benkillin left the room (+++ OK ATH OK). (9: 51:40 PM)
     
  9. What is #asp?

    #asp stands for Active Server Pages, but only in the Undernet IRC network. In other places it means Alt.Sex.Passwords. If you are looking for porn passwords, please make sure that your IRC client is NOT connecting to Undernet, it can be embarrassing.

    The original purpose of #asp was to allow ASP programmers (what is now known as “classic” ASP) to hang out, compare notes (read “pick each others brains apart”) and to help n00bs learn the idiosyncrasies of the platform. The administration of the channel has varied little in close to 10 years, with no more than two channel owner changes, new ops added more or less once a year and almost no ops being removed from the rolls. I am the current channel owner (with nicks VP|bofh, VP|mbp or other variations of VP|something) and there are about a dozen regular operators and some 20 regulars that have been around for 5 or more years.

    When it was obvious that classic ASP was on its way out and ASP.net was gaining strength, we decided to let it ride and see if #asp.net would take off. It didn’t, which means that most people that are looking for ASP.net help will end up in #asp instead. Most of the regulars at #asp have by now switched to open source platforms, or are doing ASP.net so, if asked the right way, an ASP.net programmer may be able to get an answer.

    The basic problem is that legitimate programming traffic amounts to maybe 5% of the local transient traffic in the channel. Most of the people either come here asking for porn passwords, or trolling for whatever the hell.

     
  10. Pls unban WEETO

    1. Background:
    2. some guy called “Weeto” got kickbanned, so he sent his friend “Caramello” to threaten us into lifting the ban. Coarse language advisory, reead at your own risk!
    3. –> caramello (~kablo.bro@62.114.185.124) has joined #asp
    4. caramello: Hello there
    5. caramello: LOL @ the topic
    6. caramello: tough world.
    7. caramello: ah well, i guess it comes with the name “asp” huh?
    8. caramello: anyway,
    9. caramello: who here is an active op ?
    10. caramello: hello0
    11. caramello: anyone here?
    12. LlmaHerdr: Speak!
    13. caramello: i need VP-bofh
    14. caramello: i need to speak with VP-bofh or a superior op.
    15. LlmaHerdr: Then why did you ask for “an active op”?
    16. caramello: because:
    17. caramello: i need to speak with VP-bofh or a superior op.
    18. caramello: I would like him or the other to unban Weeto,
    19. caramello: since he does need to be here, and he hasn’t offended anyone here.
    20. caramello: can you help/
    21. caramello: ?
    22. LlmaHerdr: Apparently I’m not superior enough.
    23. –> creativex (~creative@creativx.users.undernet.org) has joined #asp
    24. creativex: plz halp
    25. * LlmaHerdr halps creativex.
    26. creativex: why doesnt the stupid xmlhttp obj return my localized chars.. like ?Ü?ò?Ö
    27. creativex: it just gives me ???
    28. creativex: and im like.. PLZ HALP
    29. creativex: oh
    30. creativex: i got it. stupid crap
    31. LlmaHerdr: caramello, if you know weeto’s host name I can unban him. Dunno why you’re so insistent on VP doing it though.
    32. –> Flipper (~me@flipper.users.undernet.org) has joined #asp
    33. VP-bofh: fuck weeto and fuck caramello
    34. caramello: LlmaHerdr: thank you.
    35. caramello: unfortunately weeto left .
    36. LlmaHerdr: Alright, the Superior Op has spoken.
    37. caramello: i do not understand why this weirdo is so hostile?
    38. caramello: what is the meaning of this? :
    39. caramello: <VP-bofh> fuck weeto and fuck caramello
    40. caramello: it means that you got a bad op on your channel
    41. caramello: and he doesn’t deserve the op-ship
    42. caramello: people come here to learn and to seek help in writing code.
    43. dev_null: when that “bad op” is the channel owner your case is moot
    44. caramello: people shouldn’t get banned if they say a piece of software wasn’t good for them.
    45. caramello: dev_null: not really.
    46. carlsb3rg: why not?
    47. caramello: when that bad op is the channel owner, and he’s hogging some generic name like #asp,
    48. LlmaHerdr: Notepad.exe wasnt’ good for me!
    49. VP-bofh: let me explain something to you
    50. caramello: then we contact the network cops and have him removed.
    51. caramello: when that bad op is the channel owner, and he’s hogging some generic name like #asp,
    52. caramello: then we contact the network cops and have him removed.
    53. caramello: and take his channel over legally.
    54. carlsb3rg: haha
    55. VP-bofh: I bet the ircops will love it when they see your flooding
    56. caramello: this is not flooding.
    57. * dev_null waves goodby to caramello
    58. caramello: i’m “talking” to the people here.
    59. caramello: it’s been done before.
    60. VP-bofh: you sir are flooding
    61. VP-bofh: now please leave, this is my first friendly request
    62. caramello: and you are faring out your finger nails.
    63. caramello: you better watch it.
    64. caramello: i’m leaving.
    65. carlsb3rg: you’re whining…flooding…being a total shithead…get lost
    66. caramello: thank you again LlmaHerdr
    67. <– caramello (~kablo.bro@62.114.185.124) has left #asp
    68. dev_null: what a whiner
    69. VP-bofh: cocksucker
    70. * LlmaHerdr wields his Golden Crook of Llamaherding (+4 Llama Superiority, +3 Agility)!
    71. VP-bofh: “we are contacting the network cops and have him removed”
    72. — LlmaHerdr sets ban on caramello!*kablo.bro@62.114.185.124
    73. LlmaHerdr: bwahahahaha!
    74. dev_null: hahah
    75. VP-bofh: “and take this channel over legally”
    76. VP-bofh: hey
    77. carlsb3rg: hahaha
    78. VP-bofh: shut the fuck up
    79. * creativex bites VP-bofh’s nipple
    80. –> `micetrow (~maestro@maestro.users.undernet.org) has joined #asp
    81. VP-bofh: or qw’ll talk to the network cops
    82. VP-bofh: and take this channel over legally
    83. creativex: hey what the fuck my mouse pointer stopped
    84. creativex: was it because i bit?
    85. — LlmaHerdr is now known as NetwrkCop
    86. VP-bofh: nibbling = good, biting = bad
    87. dev_null: i bet he/she had you quaking in your boots
    88. VP-bofh: that’s ok
    89. VP-bofh: when that bad op is the channel owner, and he’s hogging some generic name like #rideme
    90. VP-bofh: then we contact the network cops and have him removed.
    91. creativex: im gonna register #1!11111111111111100%asp
    92. VP-bofh: and take this channel over legally
    93. dev_null: when that bad op is the channel owner, and he’s hogging some generic name like #suckcock
    94. VP-bofh: heh, I am a bad op
    95. dev_null: hence the bofh in your name
    96. VP-bofh: i need to speak with VP-bofh or a superior op.
    97. NetwrkCop: lol
    98. VP-bofh: dev, that’s too obvious
    99. NetwrkCop: Okay people, let’s settle down here.
    100. — You are now known as VP|nice
    101. NetwrkCop: Or I’m going to have to use my stick.
    102. VP|nice: fuck this shit
    103. dev_null: use it on me, use it on me
    104. — You are now known as VP-bofh
    105. carlsb3rg: VP-bofh: U iz da cr00k m4n, Im g0ing to #cs3rvice and t4king dis ch4nnal from U!!!!!
    106. VP-bofh: heh
    107. * NetwrkCop wields his big flashlight (+4 vs. caramello)
    108. VP-bofh: ask for CK-2 for supporting votes
    109. carlsb3rg: NetwrkCop: have your joined her channel?
    110. VP-bofh: the hottest girl in the office catches you doing the go-go dance from Hey Ya, -25 points
    111. carlsb3rg: try to spoof some whining off her
    112. VP-bofh: she sha sha sha sha sha shakes it like a polaroid picture, +50 points
    113. creativex: wanahha i fixed the mouse
    114. creativex: vp, the last time i was here you were giving out points to yourself too
    115. creativex: well, giving or taking
    116. NetwrkCop: One of these days we’re going to have someone come in here asking for help to fix a sex passwords website written in ASP.
    117. carlsb3rg: haha
    118. — NetwrkCop is now known as LlmaHerdr
    119. * dev_null will fix porn password pages for free access
    120. VP-bofh: what’s cooler than being cool?
    121. VP-bofh: ICE COLD
    122. VP-bofh: awright awright awright awright awright awright awright awright
    123. LlmaHerdr: Heyyyyyyyyyyy yaaaaaaah
    124. carlsb3rg: r u tha superiah op on ths chanal, VP-bofh?!?!?!! I need to get unbanm y friend weeto!!!
    125. carlsb3rg: hes always nice so u donnot have the rights to ban him!!!!
    126. carlsb3rg: .ro .ro .ro
    127. LlmaHerdr: lol
    128. LlmaHerdr: MY FIRNED PPLS HA:P 4 2 UNBANJ MY FRIEND WEETOS PLZ?
    129. carlsb3rg: hahaha
    130. –> aldente` (~ad@62.240.111.115) has joined #asp
    131. <– aldente` (~ad@62.240.111.115) has left #asp
    132. dev_null: please unban my ass partner and lifemate because the stress of not being able to whine in #asp is imapcting his ability to ram his cock into my ass effectivly
    133. carlsb3rg: haha
    134. carlsb3rg: lol
    135. LlmaHerdr: omg lmao
    136. –> ^maestro (~maestro@129sdl30m51.codetel.net.do) has joined #asp
    137. carlsb3rg: ^maestro: do ya now my freind weeto=?!!?!?!?!
    138. carlsb3rg: HE IS BAND FROM #ASP, PLZ HALP!!!!
    139. carlsb3rg: does anyone actually discuss asp here any more?
    140. creativex: i tried to
    141. creativex: but sorta gave up
    142. LlmaHerdr: What r asp???
    143. carlsb3rg: haha
    144. creativex: anal sex positions
    145. LlmaHerdr: oh
    146. <– `micetrow has quit (Ping timeout)
    147. — ^maestro is now known as `micetrow
    148. –> txhotblkm (txhotblklo@ACA9C08A.ipt.aol.com) has joined #asp
    149. <– txhotblkm (txhotblklo@ACA9C08A.ipt.aol.com) has left #asp
    150. LlmaHerdr: hmm
    151. LlmaHerdr: txhotblkm…wonder what he’s looking for
    152. carlsb3rg: hot lesbo action most probably
    153. creativex: or anal glue