July 2009
0 posts
What is #asp?
#asp stands for Active Server Pages, but only in the Undernet IRC network. In other places it means Alt.Sex.Passwords. If you are looking for porn passwords, please make sure that your IRC client is NOT connecting to Undernet, it can be embarrassing. The original purpose of #asp was to allow ASP programmers (what is now known as “classic” ASP) to hang out, compare notes (read “pick each others...
June 2009
6 posts
Pls unban WEETO
Background:
some guy called “Weeto” got kickbanned, so he sent his friend “Caramello” to threaten us into lifting the ban. Coarse language advisory, reead at your own risk!
–> caramello (~kablo.bro@62.114.185.124) has joined #asp
caramello: Hello there
caramello: LOL @ the topic
caramello: tough world.
caramello: ah well, i guess it comes with the name “asp” huh?
caramello: anyway,
caramello: who here is an active op ?
caramello: hello0
caramello: anyone here?
LlmaHerdr: Speak!
caramello: i need VP-bofh
caramello: i need to speak with VP-bofh or a superior op.
LlmaHerdr: Then why did you ask for “an active op”?
caramello: because:
caramello: i need to speak with VP-bofh or a superior op.
caramello: I would like him or the other to unban Weeto,
caramello: since he does need to be here, and he hasn’t offended anyone here.
caramello: can you help/
caramello: ?
LlmaHerdr: Apparently I’m not superior enough.
–> creativex (~creative@creativx.users.undernet.org) has joined #asp
creativex: plz halp
* LlmaHerdr halps creativex.
creativex: why doesnt the stupid xmlhttp obj return my localized chars.. like ?Ü?ò?Ö
creativex: it just gives me ???
creativex: and im like.. PLZ HALP
creativex: oh
creativex: i got it. stupid crap
LlmaHerdr: caramello, if you know weeto’s host name I can unban him. Dunno why you’re so insistent on VP doing it though.
–> Flipper (~me@flipper.users.undernet.org) has joined #asp
VP-bofh: fuck weeto and fuck caramello
caramello: LlmaHerdr: thank you.
caramello: unfortunately weeto left .
LlmaHerdr: Alright, the Superior Op has spoken.
caramello: i do not understand why this weirdo is so hostile?
caramello: what is the meaning of this? :
caramello: fuck weeto and fuck caramello
caramello: it means that you got a bad op on your channel
caramello: and he doesn’t deserve the op-ship
caramello: people come here to learn and to seek help in writing code.
dev_null: when that “bad op” is the channel owner your case is moot
caramello: people shouldn’t get banned if they say a piece of software wasn’t good for them.
caramello: dev_null: not really.
carlsb3rg: why not?
caramello: when that bad op is the channel owner, and he’s hogging some generic name like #asp,
LlmaHerdr: Notepad.exe wasnt’ good for me!
VP-bofh: let me explain something to you
caramello: then we contact the network cops and have him removed.
caramello: when that bad op is the channel owner, and he’s hogging some generic name like #asp,
caramello: then we contact the network cops and have him removed.
caramello: and take his channel over legally.
carlsb3rg: haha
VP-bofh: I bet the ircops will love it when they see your flooding
caramello: this is not flooding.
* dev_null waves goodby to caramello
caramello: i’m “talking” to the people here.
caramello: it’s been done before.
VP-bofh: you sir are flooding
VP-bofh: now please leave, this is my first friendly request
caramello: and you are faring out your finger nails.
caramello: you better watch it.
caramello: i’m leaving.
carlsb3rg: you’re whining…flooding…being a total shithead…get lost
caramello: thank you again LlmaHerdr
dev_null: what a whiner
VP-bofh: cocksucker
* LlmaHerdr wields his Golden Crook of Llamaherding (+4 Llama Superiority, +3 Agility)!
VP-bofh: “we are contacting the network cops and have him removed”
— LlmaHerdr sets ban on caramello!*kablo.bro@62.114.185.124
LlmaHerdr: bwahahahaha!
dev_null: hahah
VP-bofh: “and take this channel over legally”
VP-bofh: hey
carlsb3rg: hahaha
VP-bofh: shut the fuck up
* creativex bites VP-bofh’s nipple
–> `micetrow (~maestro@maestro.users.undernet.org) has joined #asp
VP-bofh: or qw’ll talk to the network cops
VP-bofh: and take this channel over legally
creativex: hey what the fuck my mouse pointer stopped
creativex: was it because i bit?
— LlmaHerdr is now known as NetwrkCop
VP-bofh: nibbling = good, biting = bad
dev_null: i bet he/she had you quaking in your boots
VP-bofh: that’s ok
VP-bofh: when that bad op is the channel owner, and he’s hogging some generic name like #rideme
VP-bofh: then we contact the network cops and have him removed.
creativex: im gonna register #1!11111111111111100%asp
VP-bofh: and take this channel over legally
dev_null: when that bad op is the channel owner, and he’s hogging some generic name like #suckcock
VP-bofh: heh, I am a bad op
dev_null: hence the bofh in your name
VP-bofh: i need to speak with VP-bofh or a superior op.
NetwrkCop: lol
VP-bofh: dev, that’s too obvious
NetwrkCop: Okay people, let’s settle down here.
— You are now known as VP|nice
NetwrkCop: Or I’m going to have to use my stick.
VP|nice: fuck this shit
dev_null: use it on me, use it on me
— You are now known as VP-bofh
carlsb3rg: VP-bofh: U iz da cr00k m4n, Im g0ing to #cs3rvice and t4king dis ch4nnal from U!!!!!
VP-bofh: heh
* NetwrkCop wields his big flashlight (+4 vs. caramello)
VP-bofh: ask for CK-2 for supporting votes
carlsb3rg: NetwrkCop: have your joined her channel?
VP-bofh: the hottest girl in the office catches you doing the go-go dance from Hey Ya, -25 points
carlsb3rg: try to spoof some whining off her
VP-bofh: she sha sha sha sha sha shakes it like a polaroid picture, +50 points
creativex: wanahha i fixed the mouse
creativex: vp, the last time i was here you were giving out points to yourself too
creativex: well, giving or taking
NetwrkCop: One of these days we’re going to have someone come in here asking for help to fix a sex passwords website written in ASP.
carlsb3rg: haha
— NetwrkCop is now known as LlmaHerdr
* dev_null will fix porn password pages for free access
VP-bofh: what’s cooler than being cool?
VP-bofh: ICE COLD
VP-bofh: awright awright awright awright awright awright awright awright
LlmaHerdr: Heyyyyyyyyyyy yaaaaaaah
carlsb3rg: r u tha superiah op on ths chanal, VP-bofh?!?!?!! I need to get unbanm y friend weeto!!!
carlsb3rg: hes always nice so u donnot have the rights to ban him!!!!
carlsb3rg: .ro .ro .ro
LlmaHerdr: lol
LlmaHerdr: MY FIRNED PPLS HA:P 4 2 UNBANJ MY FRIEND WEETOS PLZ?
carlsb3rg: hahaha
–> aldente` (~ad@62.240.111.115) has joined #asp
dev_null: please unban my ass partner and lifemate because the stress of not being able to whine in #asp is imapcting his ability to ram his cock into my ass effectivly
carlsb3rg: haha
carlsb3rg: lol
LlmaHerdr: omg lmao
–> ^maestro (~maestro@129sdl30m51.codetel.net.do) has joined #asp
carlsb3rg: ^maestro: do ya now my freind weeto=?!!?!?!?!
carlsb3rg: HE IS BAND FROM #ASP, PLZ HALP!!!!
carlsb3rg: does anyone actually discuss asp here any more?
creativex: i tried to
creativex: but sorta gave up
LlmaHerdr: What r asp???
carlsb3rg: haha
creativex: anal sex positions
LlmaHerdr: oh
— ^maestro is now known as `micetrow
–> txhotblkm (txhotblklo@ACA9C08A.ipt.aol.com) has joined #asp
LlmaHerdr: hmm
LlmaHerdr: txhotblkm…wonder what he’s looking for
carlsb3rg: hot lesbo action most probably
creativex: or anal glue
A new home (again)
Thanks to general assholery on the part of some bored teenagers somewhere in Kuwait, I have no choice but to minimize my commitment to Wordpress. This means that this blog in particular is no longer running Wordpress in a Cpanel hosting environment, instead it is hosted in Tumblr.
The wiki is unharmed.
Let’s see how long this lasts …
me, i have a friend and she`s ca, she`s channel...
(this is a very old transcript that used to be posted at the old #asp page at veraperez.com … and yes, I am VP|tc, which means I was telecommuting that day)
SSimina: I NEED HALP
nfn8one: with?
VP|tc: spelling?
VP|tc: finding the caps lock key?
nfn8one: SSimina: what do you need help with? state your problem here
dig: halp
Subnet_: right here right now, slap it on the table
nfn8one: if i knew it was gonna be THAT kinda party i’d have put my dick in the mashed potatoes
VP|tc: halp me obi wan kanobi
Subnet_: lol
SSimina: i have a friend and she`s ca
dig: she’s a cat?
nfn8one: or canadian
nfn8one: a canadian cat?
SSimina: she`s channel dont have op
dig: works for computer associates?
SSimina: cood you hapl she?
VP|tc: she’s a channel?
dig: oh god
ActiveWRK: lol
dig: chan?
VP|tc: goddamn, thats l33t
nfn8one: dig is gonna go harass them
dig: whats the chan?
nfn8one: SSimina: dont come here asking for that kind of help
nfn8one: SSimina: send your friend to #zt or #nastrand for help
SSimina: #rideme that the channel
dig: ah.. help em nfn
dig: lol
dig: lmao
[17: 05] * nfn8one halps dig
SSimina: ok thx nfn8one
nfn8one: wait that isnt sexual is it?
dig: halp me.. im drawnin
dig: lol nfn.. you know you meant it to be sexual
nfn8one: im not touching your halp dude
VP|tc: thats too funny
dig: :)
[17: 06] *** dig is now known as dighalp
nfn8one: kinky
Subnet_: hmm i see
VP|tc: halp me, i have a friend and she`s ca, she`s channel dont have op, #rideme that the channel
SSimina: halp me pls
VP|tc: I mean goddamn, this is better than making shit up
*** Joins: rompetrol (asfd@ti211110a062-0343.dialup.online.no)
nfn8one: halp me oobioobi skadoobi
nfn8one: i have the worst middle name in the galaxy
nfn8one: what is it?
nfn8one: scooby dooby
nfn8one: your name is oobioobi scooby dooby skadoobi?
nfn8one: yes
nfn8one: i am a puppet!
nfn8one: have you guys ever watched thumb wars?
SSimina: nfn8one plsss halp me
nfn8one: SSimina i am halping you
A guide to the #asp memes
Definition of meme
#asp can look like a totally screwed up place to anyone that has not been around more than a few weeks. It looks even worse if you have been around for a while, but that is what makes it fun. One of the things that really throw newbies off-balance is our rich history of meme usage. I decided that maybe it is time to write down some of these so it is easier to pass them around.
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Bacongo!
bacongo: (~eyery@90stb10.codetel.net.do) has joined #asp
ramster: bacango!
ramster: there is nothign like the smell of farts and lysol!
ramster: bacongo, the forbidden odor!!
ramster: bacongo
Dec 02 19: 30:05 [-- bacongo has quit (Ping timeout)
Dec 02 19: 46:00 [-- WorkinGui has quit (Quit: This sucks.)
Subnet_: hehe
VP-bofh: bacango is the coffee made from undigested beans harvested off monkey poop in Indonesia
ramster: yes
ramster: the forbidden breakfast drink
ramster: bacongo!
VP-bofh: bacongo: 1 oz bacardi white, one slice of ripe mango, one olive, fart on the glass and serve chilled
Subnet_: hehe
ramster: yeah
ramster: speaking of that
ramster: i dreamed i was drinkign a giant margarita last night. this mornign there was salt all over the toilet seat
VP-bofh: bacongo: the dried nuts of a llama, ground into a fine powder and snorted as part of the ceremonial rituals of the indigenous peoples of wherever
VP-bofh: I know this because Tyler knows this
url: [payment type], @halp, @surprise, @bacongo
alec_eso: @bacongo
VP-bofh: bacongo: the straw used for felching
Subnet_: !google bacongo felching
VP-bofh: God knows he’ll probably get a hit
VP-bofh: !google paris hilton bacongo
Subnet_: hehe
Subnet_: i can’t wait to experience the @surprise command
alec_eso: !google ricky martin +”livin’ la vida loca” +”bacongo”
Subnet_: bbiaf
VP-bofh: I haven’t executed @surprise yet
VP-bofh: not that anyone here is stupid enough to not figure out what the fuck it is used for
VP-bofh: @get http://member.sbacongo.com ccbill
ramster: liek this…
ramster: [19:59] [ramster] @surprise
ramster: [19:59] [Nicodemus] hello
ramster: [19:59] [ramster] bacongo!
ramster: [19:59] [Nicodemus] o.O
ramster: its liek close encounters
Dec 02 20: 01:45 [ramster] bacongo is bacon with go on the end