February 2010
9 posts
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Nip/Tuck for Dummies
Two plastic surgeons know each other since college, asshole fucks dickhead’s wife and knocks her up, dickhead raises the kid thinking it is his. He has a normal second child, the third child has lobster hands syndrome. Kid #1 learns the truth after he is 18 and has mommy issues so he fucks famke jensen, who is a post op tranny. asshole has an on off relationship with a pornstar, and their...
Give him a banana
CoolGui: they are giving a canadian a gold now
VP|bofh: they are peeing on him?
Crusher_: snowboarding?
CoolGui: I don't know
CoolGui: they are inside
VP|bofh: oh, I read that as they are giving a canadian a gold shower (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia)
@Subnet: sounds about right we rock at the important events
Crusher_: ah, curling
CoolGui: I think it's the only one they won, they are just presenting it now
CoolGui: men's moguls
VP|bofh: give him a banana (http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1314/)
@Subnet: we got the gold at freestyle already
CoolGui: he's a frenchy
VP|bofh: that should counter the effects of the pee
Crusher_: oh, yeah, that was yesterday
