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Happy Birthday Myles!
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It’s funny because it’s true…
Two plastic surgeons know each other since college, asshole fucks dickhead’s wife and knocks her up, dickhead raises the kid thinking it is his. He has a normal second child, the third child has lobster hands syndrome. Kid #1 learns the truth after he is 18 and has mommy issues so he fucks famke jensen, who is a post op tranny. asshole has an on off relationship with a pornstar, and their anesthesiologist is a lesbian that marries asshole when he thinks he is dying of cancer. His labs were mixed so as soon as he was in the clear he divorced her on the spot.
Kid #1 is a piece of shit, he marries the porn star, does a lot of meth, goes to jail, lots of rape, kills the guy that rapes him, leaves in exchange for dickhead and asshole giving a death row immate a tummy tuck so he is skinny enough to be executed.
The reason kid #1 was in jail? He was a mime robber. He would dress up like a mime (he was going to college to learn how to be a mime) and he would rob stores with a fake gun. Seriously.
Both Dickhead and Asshole keep marrying and divorcing, Dickhead’s last wife was Rose McGowan, who ended up being a black widow serial killer type that ended up getting killed BY A SERIAL KILLER as she was trying to kill Dickhead and two out of his three kids.
Dickhead’s first wife, the one that had the kid with Asshole, was a lesbian for a while. The porn star fell off a boat and is presumed dead, her mom is Melanie Griffith and yes, Asshole sleeps with her as a way to grief.
This is just scratching the surface.
Talk to the hand.
Today is Coolgui’s birthday!
