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Today is Alec Eso’s birthday!
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Undernet failure action plan
For those of you that haven’t noticed, Undernet is collapsing once again. If #asp is suddenly found without a home, this website is to be considered the main means for news distribution as we find a new location. Please make sure that you are subscribed to our rss feed. You can of course reach out to one of the ops, but whatever is going on will be documented here first.
As of today we are looking at networks with idle/abandoned #asp channels. So far I have tried QuakeNet, which actually works fine and even has a working web client.
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Virus Protection v. Birth Control
- <|anshark> so what else is going on
- <Crusher-> a host got reinfected
- <Crusher-> repeat offender, this time he is losing autorun
- * You are now known as VP|bofh
- * Crusher|work (~nothing@h96-61-44-86.mdtnwi.dsl.dynamic.tds.net) has joined #asp
- * X sets channel limit to 19
- <myles> Crusher|work: do y'all run virus protection there?
- * Crusher- has quit (Ping timeout)
- <myles> "i can't tell if i drink because she bitches or if she bitches because i drink"
- <CoolGui> He told me earlier he never ran antivirus because they didn't infect him
- <CoolGui> But I'm not sure if that applies to his work computer.... heh
- <VP|bofh> that's sound logic
- <VP|bofh> why use a condom if you have never gotten a girl pregnant before?
- <CoolGui> well in his defense, I am paraphrasing
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Happy Birthday to @Subnet. He is Canadian, which means he doesn’t really age and there is no reason to send him gifts for his birthday.
That is, unless you can find him a pair of red leather pants. If you have to ask then you don’t need to know.
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If the lawsuit is wrong, we don't want to be right
- carlsb3rg: can I use ms access with php?
- +tlf: Sure, why not?
- carlsb3rg: wasn't there some kind of lawsuit?
- +benkillin: wtf
- +benkillin: YOU FUCKING
- +benkillin: YOU ARE A
- +benkillin: OMG
- +benkillin: A
- +benkillin: TROLL
- +benkillin: !~@(&*$(&@TRKJFDFKLJH
- +tlf: huh?
- carlsb3rg: :)
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The Microsoft Lawsuit claims a victim
- benkillin [b3nk@pinky.ratman.org] entered the room. (9: 49:14 PM)
- benkillin: hi
- benkillin: you know what
- benkillin: you told me a long time ago some things couldnt be done with asp and MS access because of some sort of lawsuit
- benkillin: and I actually told that it couldn't be done in a meeting for work because I was making a web app for them
- benkillin: and I got fired
- benkillin: so fuck you guys
- benkillin left the room (+++ OK ATH OK). (9: 51:40 PM)
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What is #asp?
#asp stands for Active Server Pages, but only in the Undernet IRC network. In other places it means Alt.Sex.Passwords. If you are looking for porn passwords, please make sure that your IRC client is NOT connecting to Undernet, it can be embarrassing.
The original purpose of #asp was to allow ASP programmers (what is now known as “classic” ASP) to hang out, compare notes (read “pick each others brains apart”) and to help n00bs learn the idiosyncrasies of the platform. The administration of the channel has varied little in close to 10 years, with no more than two channel owner changes, new ops added more or less once a year and almost no ops being removed from the rolls. I am the current channel owner (with nicks VP|bofh, VP|mbp or other variations of VP|something) and there are about a dozen regular operators and some 20 regulars that have been around for 5 or more years.
When it was obvious that classic ASP was on its way out and ASP.net was gaining strength, we decided to let it ride and see if #asp.net would take off. It didn’t, which means that most people that are looking for ASP.net help will end up in #asp instead. Most of the regulars at #asp have by now switched to open source platforms, or are doing ASP.net so, if asked the right way, an ASP.net programmer may be able to get an answer.
The basic problem is that legitimate programming traffic amounts to maybe 5% of the local transient traffic in the channel. Most of the people either come here asking for porn passwords, or trolling for whatever the hell. -
Pls unban WEETO
- Background:
- some guy called “Weeto” got kickbanned, so he sent his friend “Caramello” to threaten us into lifting the ban. Coarse language advisory, reead at your own risk!
- –> caramello (~kablo.bro@62.114.185.124) has joined #asp
- caramello: Hello there
- caramello: LOL @ the topic
- caramello: tough world.
- caramello: ah well, i guess it comes with the name “asp” huh?
- caramello: anyway,
- caramello: who here is an active op ?
- caramello: hello0
- caramello: anyone here?
- LlmaHerdr: Speak!
- caramello: i need VP-bofh
- caramello: i need to speak with VP-bofh or a superior op.
- LlmaHerdr: Then why did you ask for “an active op”?
- caramello: because:
- caramello: i need to speak with VP-bofh or a superior op.
- caramello: I would like him or the other to unban Weeto,
- caramello: since he does need to be here, and he hasn’t offended anyone here.
- caramello: can you help/
- caramello: ?
- LlmaHerdr: Apparently I’m not superior enough.
- –> creativex (~creative@creativx.users.undernet.org) has joined #asp
- creativex: plz halp
- * LlmaHerdr halps creativex.
- creativex: why doesnt the stupid xmlhttp obj return my localized chars.. like ?Ü?ò?Ö
- creativex: it just gives me ???
- creativex: and im like.. PLZ HALP
- creativex: oh
- creativex: i got it. stupid crap
- LlmaHerdr: caramello, if you know weeto’s host name I can unban him. Dunno why you’re so insistent on VP doing it though.
- –> Flipper (~me@flipper.users.undernet.org) has joined #asp
- VP-bofh: fuck weeto and fuck caramello
- caramello: LlmaHerdr: thank you.
- caramello: unfortunately weeto left .
- LlmaHerdr: Alright, the Superior Op has spoken.
- caramello: i do not understand why this weirdo is so hostile?
- caramello: what is the meaning of this? :
- caramello: <VP-bofh> fuck weeto and fuck caramello
- caramello: it means that you got a bad op on your channel
- caramello: and he doesn’t deserve the op-ship
- caramello: people come here to learn and to seek help in writing code.
- dev_null: when that “bad op” is the channel owner your case is moot
- caramello: people shouldn’t get banned if they say a piece of software wasn’t good for them.
- caramello: dev_null: not really.
- carlsb3rg: why not?
- caramello: when that bad op is the channel owner, and he’s hogging some generic name like #asp,
- LlmaHerdr: Notepad.exe wasnt’ good for me!
- VP-bofh: let me explain something to you
- caramello: then we contact the network cops and have him removed.
- caramello: when that bad op is the channel owner, and he’s hogging some generic name like #asp,
- caramello: then we contact the network cops and have him removed.
- caramello: and take his channel over legally.
- carlsb3rg: haha
- VP-bofh: I bet the ircops will love it when they see your flooding
- caramello: this is not flooding.
- * dev_null waves goodby to caramello
- caramello: i’m “talking” to the people here.
- caramello: it’s been done before.
- VP-bofh: you sir are flooding
- VP-bofh: now please leave, this is my first friendly request
- caramello: and you are faring out your finger nails.
- caramello: you better watch it.
- caramello: i’m leaving.
- carlsb3rg: you’re whining…flooding…being a total shithead…get lost
- caramello: thank you again LlmaHerdr
- <– caramello (~kablo.bro@62.114.185.124) has left #asp
- dev_null: what a whiner
- VP-bofh: cocksucker
- * LlmaHerdr wields his Golden Crook of Llamaherding (+4 Llama Superiority, +3 Agility)!
- VP-bofh: “we are contacting the network cops and have him removed”
- — LlmaHerdr sets ban on caramello!*kablo.bro@62.114.185.124
- LlmaHerdr: bwahahahaha!
- dev_null: hahah
- VP-bofh: “and take this channel over legally”
- VP-bofh: hey
- carlsb3rg: hahaha
- VP-bofh: shut the fuck up
- * creativex bites VP-bofh’s nipple
- –> `micetrow (~maestro@maestro.users.undernet.org) has joined #asp
- VP-bofh: or qw’ll talk to the network cops
- VP-bofh: and take this channel over legally
- creativex: hey what the fuck my mouse pointer stopped
- creativex: was it because i bit?
- — LlmaHerdr is now known as NetwrkCop
- VP-bofh: nibbling = good, biting = bad
- dev_null: i bet he/she had you quaking in your boots
- VP-bofh: that’s ok
- VP-bofh: when that bad op is the channel owner, and he’s hogging some generic name like #rideme
- VP-bofh: then we contact the network cops and have him removed.
- creativex: im gonna register #1!11111111111111100%asp
- VP-bofh: and take this channel over legally
- dev_null: when that bad op is the channel owner, and he’s hogging some generic name like #suckcock
- VP-bofh: heh, I am a bad op
- dev_null: hence the bofh in your name
- VP-bofh: i need to speak with VP-bofh or a superior op.
- NetwrkCop: lol
- VP-bofh: dev, that’s too obvious
- NetwrkCop: Okay people, let’s settle down here.
- — You are now known as VP|nice
- NetwrkCop: Or I’m going to have to use my stick.
- VP|nice: fuck this shit
- dev_null: use it on me, use it on me
- — You are now known as VP-bofh
- carlsb3rg: VP-bofh: U iz da cr00k m4n, Im g0ing to #cs3rvice and t4king dis ch4nnal from U!!!!!
- VP-bofh: heh
- * NetwrkCop wields his big flashlight (+4 vs. caramello)
- VP-bofh: ask for CK-2 for supporting votes
- carlsb3rg: NetwrkCop: have your joined her channel?
- VP-bofh: the hottest girl in the office catches you doing the go-go dance from Hey Ya, -25 points
- carlsb3rg: try to spoof some whining off her
- VP-bofh: she sha sha sha sha sha shakes it like a polaroid picture, +50 points
- creativex: wanahha i fixed the mouse
- creativex: vp, the last time i was here you were giving out points to yourself too
- creativex: well, giving or taking
- NetwrkCop: One of these days we’re going to have someone come in here asking for help to fix a sex passwords website written in ASP.
- carlsb3rg: haha
- — NetwrkCop is now known as LlmaHerdr
- * dev_null will fix porn password pages for free access
- VP-bofh: what’s cooler than being cool?
- VP-bofh: ICE COLD
- VP-bofh: awright awright awright awright awright awright awright awright
- LlmaHerdr: Heyyyyyyyyyyy yaaaaaaah
- carlsb3rg: r u tha superiah op on ths chanal, VP-bofh?!?!?!! I need to get unbanm y friend weeto!!!
- carlsb3rg: hes always nice so u donnot have the rights to ban him!!!!
- carlsb3rg: .ro .ro .ro
- LlmaHerdr: lol
- LlmaHerdr: MY FIRNED PPLS HA:P 4 2 UNBANJ MY FRIEND WEETOS PLZ?
- carlsb3rg: hahaha
- –> aldente` (~ad@62.240.111.115) has joined #asp
- <– aldente` (~ad@62.240.111.115) has left #asp
- dev_null: please unban my ass partner and lifemate because the stress of not being able to whine in #asp is imapcting his ability to ram his cock into my ass effectivly
- carlsb3rg: haha
- carlsb3rg: lol
- LlmaHerdr: omg lmao
- –> ^maestro (~maestro@129sdl30m51.codetel.net.do) has joined #asp
- carlsb3rg: ^maestro: do ya now my freind weeto=?!!?!?!?!
- carlsb3rg: HE IS BAND FROM #ASP, PLZ HALP!!!!
- carlsb3rg: does anyone actually discuss asp here any more?
- creativex: i tried to
- creativex: but sorta gave up
- LlmaHerdr: What r asp???
- carlsb3rg: haha
- creativex: anal sex positions
- LlmaHerdr: oh
- <– `micetrow has quit (Ping timeout)
- — ^maestro is now known as `micetrow
- –> txhotblkm (txhotblklo@ACA9C08A.ipt.aol.com) has joined #asp
- <– txhotblkm (txhotblklo@ACA9C08A.ipt.aol.com) has left #asp
- LlmaHerdr: hmm
- LlmaHerdr: txhotblkm…wonder what he’s looking for
- carlsb3rg: hot lesbo action most probably
- creativex: or anal glue
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A new home (again)
Thanks to general assholery on the part of some bored teenagers somewhere in Kuwait, I have no choice but to minimize my commitment to Wordpress. This means that this blog in particular is no longer running Wordpress in a Cpanel hosting environment, instead it is hosted in Tumblr.
The wiki is unharmed.
Let’s see how long this lasts …
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